28 lines
834 B
Bash
28 lines
834 B
Bash
#!/usr/bin/env zsh
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function flip() {
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perl -C3 -Mutf8 -lpe '$_=reverse;y/a-zA-Z.['\'',({?!\"<_;‿⁅∴\r/ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎzɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz˙],'\'')}¿¡,>‾؛⁀⁆∵\n/' <<< "$1"
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}
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function fuck() {
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CMD="pkill"
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which $CMD >/dev/null || CMD="killall"
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echo
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if [ "$1" "==" "off" ]; then
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shift
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FLIP=(' (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡' '(ノಠ-ಠ)ノ彡')
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SIG="-9"
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else
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[ "$1" "==" "you" ] && shift
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FLIP=(' (╯°□°）╯︵' '(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵' '(ﾉಥДಥ)ﾉ︵' ' ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵' ' (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ')
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SIG=""
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fi
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[ -z "$1" ] && { echo "┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) patience young grasshopper"; echo; return; }
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F=${FLIP[$RANDOM % ${#FLIP[@]} ]}
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if $CMD $SIG "$1"; then
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echo "$F$(flip $1)"; echo
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else
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echo "┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）"; echo
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fi
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}
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